Mr. Fancy Pants
Last week, I was waiting in the hallway of Luke's and Eddie's school, waiting for a parent-teacher conference with Luke's teacher. Browsing the artwork outside the classroom, I noted a wall full of decorated pages all cut out to look like shirts. Each child was given a shirt-sized bag and allowed to decorate them however they wished.
Scanning the shirts, it didn't take me long to find Luke's. Yes, there was only one shirt on the entire wall which was adorned with a necktie. Yes, Mr. Fancy Pants strikes again!