Friday, September 15, 2006

Painting the Porch

This weekend, as I look forward to painting my porch, I am reminded of a favorite joke, which I will now share:

A wealthy landowner in a fancy mansion decides to save himself some money and hire a local redneck to paint his porch. He hires the guy, hands him four gallons of green paint and tells him to begin painting.

"I'll be inside, watching the football game. Let me know if you need anything," the rich man says.

The redneck is busy for over four hours, and finally, the doorbell rings.

The rich man answers the door, and the redneck says to him:

"I'm all done painting your porch. But, just so you know, that's not a Porch, it's a Mercedes."

1 comment:

JamesF said...

My favorite porch joke was the one of the "You might be..." where if your porch collapses and kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck.

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