My mother's reminiscence of my birthday totally cracked me up...
[censored] years ago today, I was being induced until my doctor had to leave for an emergency. He returned at around 8pm & started my drip again. Two hours and 40 minutes, later we had a beautiful baby boy who resembled a "conehead". In what was to become a tradition, your father was off "mailing a package to Alabama" while you were being delivered. I hope you are as blessed today as we were [censored] years ago.
Dad & Mom
Yes, it's true, I'm a wee bit older today... just shy of the big Three-Oh!